50+ Ways to Annoy the Death Witch: Epilogue
Epilogue: Not really annoyed, at the moment, actually. My phone was ringing. I’d woken up in bed, and was trying (and failing) to convince myself to go back to sleep, and now my phone was ringing. It was someone I knew, all my contacts are set to ring with a noise like an actual ringing telephone, anyone else got the quietest ‘ringtone’ the phone had. “Well, I guess I’m up,” I said, and rolled over to grab my phone. Callahan sighed. “Yeah, me too,” he said. He patted my hip and sat up. “I’ll make some coffee.” “You don’t have to,” I said, getting my hand on my phone just as it went to voice mail. “I know.” He headed out of the room. My missed call was from my brother. As I checked my phone, I got the voice mail notification. I called him. We’d been texting the last few days, but this was the first call since the one after I came out of surgery. “Hey.” “Morning.” “Did I call too early?” he asked. “I don’t know when you get up, sorry, I just- I heard you’re coming to to...