50+ Ways to Annoy the Death Witch: Chapter 1
(Published on tumblr here on the same date roughly five minutes before this one) Chapter 1: Call her a Necromancer I was on the porch sketching when Callahan showed up. Callahan works for the Council and investigates witchy doings. Mostly in the vein of ‘please lets keep the normies from trying to murder us all’, though that concern has gone down a TON in the internet era. You’d think it would be the opposite, right? Everybody has a camera, all the time. Surely they’d catch actual magic! Yeah. They do, all the fuckin time, and they call it something else. Or they do call it magic, and they’re called crazy. You've seen 'em. The internet is full of people who think giants or aliens built the pyramids, people who claim they see shadow people, or think their neighbor controls the cows, they just don't stand out. Anyway, work has dried up for Callahan and people like him, is my point. It's a much slower gig than it was back in the day. Is he a witch cop? Ehhhh... he’s the ...